A small squad of goblins sneaked up on a Viking camp and, while the Vikings were dead drunk, stole their armour, their weapons, and their ship.
Who says the start of a great adventure can’t come from a ridiculous accident and a clumsy act of opportunism?
By sunrise, the Vikings were awake on the beach, stamping their feet, swearing, and pissing little craters into the sand. By then, our goblin crew had already taken over as the adventurers.
